RECIPE | BLACK HOLE
All we know about it - they can get quite big.
Better Hold Onto Your Hats: The "Black Hole" Cocktail is Here!
Well, butter my biscuit! Just when you thought our Rocket Fuel Moonshine couldn't get any more powerful, we've gone and created a drink that's darker than a country night and stronger than a mule's kick. Folks, meet the "Black Hole" – our newest cosmic cocktail that'll have you seein' stars!
Now, before y'all start wonderin', let me tell you our little tagline for this beast: "All we know is - they can get quite big". And boy howdy, ain't that the truth!
Here's what you need to conjure up this galactic gulp:
A hefty pour of our Rocket Fuel Moonshine (2 oz)
A splash of coffee liqueur (1 oz)
A touch of sugar beet syrup (0.5 oz)
A dash of them fancy Angostura Bitters
Some of that newfangled activated charcoal powder
Ice cubes
For dressin' it up: a skinny slice of dried orange and some of them edible gold flakes
Now, pay attention, 'cause here's how you mix up this dark matter:
Fill your mixin' glass with ice, like you're fillin' a truck bed with pumpkins.
Pour in the Rocket Fuel, coffee liqueur, sugar beet syrup, and them bitters.
Add a smidge of that charcoal powder – careful now, we ain't tryin' to make tire tracks!
Stir it gentle-like for half a minute.
Strain it over a big ol' ice cube in a fancy glass.
Balance that orange slice on the rim, like a tightrope walker at the county fair.
Sprinkle them gold flakes on top, like you're decoratin' Mama's best pie.
When you're done, you'll have a drink darker than a cave on a moonless night, with them gold flakes floatin' like stars gettin' sucked into the void.
Now, why'd we go and call it a "Black Hole"? Well, shoot, one sip of this and you'll feel like you're bein' pulled into another dimension! Our Rocket Fuel gives it a kick that'll make your hair stand on end, while that coffee liqueur adds a sweetness smoother than a cat's fur. The sugar beet syrup gives it depth deeper than the Grand Canyon, and them bitters add more complexity than Advanced Calculus at Ole Miss.
So next time you're fixin' for a drink that's as mysterious as Area 51 and as powerful as a Saturn V rocket, mix yourself up a Black Hole. But remember, just like them real black holes in space, this drink ain't no joke – it'll sneak up on you quicker than a raccoon at a campsite!
Y'all drink responsibly now, ya hear? We don't want no one gettin' lost in space after a few of these!